Capybara Definition Funny T-Shirt
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Description
This capybara definition t-shirt reads like a page from an old field guide: the name in big serif letters, the pronunciation KAP-ee-BAR-uh, the scientific name and two vintage-style capybara drawings in green ink. Then the fine print gets honest and lists "bird landing pad", "chillest rodent alive" and "hot tub enjoyer" as key traits.
Wear it to the zoo, on a slow Sunday or anywhere you plan to stay calm while everyone else panics. It works with jeans and sneakers and gets a smile from anyone who reads all the way to the bottom.
Why you'll love it
- Field-guide layout with real capybara facts and a few very relatable ones
- Vintage engraved capybara drawings in green ink
- Soft light colors, from White and Sand to Mint Green and Cornsilk
- Unisex fit that works for everyone
- Sizes S–5XL, not every size in every color
A gift for the capybara fan
Every group chat has one person who sends capybara videos at midnight. This tee is an easy birthday or just-because gift for them, and for teachers and animal lovers who enjoy a good fact sheet.
How to style it
Tuck it into high-waisted jeans or wear it loose over leggings with a flannel on top. Want something warmer? The same design comes as a capybara sweatshirt and a capybara hoodie.
Size & fit
Classic unisex fit with a straight, roomy cut. Flat measurements of the garment, tolerance ±1.5 in (3.8 cm).
| Size | Width | Length | Sleeve |
|---|---|---|---|
| S | 18.045.7 | 28.071.1 | 15.138.4 |
| M | 20.050.8 | 29.073.7 | 16.541.9 |
| L | 22.055.9 | 30.076.2 | 18.045.7 |
| XL | 24.061.0 | 31.078.7 | 19.549.5 |
| 2XL | 26.066.0 | 32.081.3 | 21.053.3 |
| 3XL | 28.071.1 | 33.083.8 | 22.456.9 |
| 4XL | 30.076.2 | 34.086.4 | 23.760.2 |
| 5XL | 32.081.3 | 35.088.9 | 25.063.5 |
Between sizes? Size down for a closer fit. Sizes can be exchanged within 30 days, but the return postage is on you, so measure a shirt you already own and compare.
Fabric & care
5.3 oz (180 g/m²) 100% US cotton, knitted without side seams, with taped shoulders and a tear-away label. Heather colours are 50% cotton / 50% polyester. Sport Grey is 90% cotton / 10% polyester.
The print is pushed into the cotton, so it stays soft and does not crack. White can read slightly off-white.
Care: machine wash cold (max 30 °C / 90 °F), inside out. Tumble dry low. Do not iron or dry clean.
US Cotton Trust Protocol cotton, OEKO-TEX® STANDARD 100 certified. Made in Nicaragua.
Shipping & returns
Printed to order in 1 to 5 business days, then shipped from the US by our production partners. US delivery takes 2 to 7 business days after dispatch. The date shown is our estimate for US orders.
Faulty, damaged or misprinted? Send us a photo within 30 days of delivery and we will replace or refund it. No need to send it back.
Wrong size or changed your mind? Return it unworn within 30 days of delivery for a refund or an exchange at no extra charge. Email us first and we'll send you the return instructions. Return postage is paid by you; see our refund policy for the details. Holiday orders placed 1 November to 31 December can be returned until 31 January.
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