Sorry Santa I've Been Feral Raccoon Sweatshirt
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Description
This Sorry Santa I've Been Feral sweatshirt stars a raccoon in a Santa hat, clutching a mug of hot cocoa like it might get taken away. Snowflakes drift around him, and the words above and below make his position on the naughty list very clear.
Wear it to the office party, the cookie swap or Christmas morning on the couch. It is the honest choice for anyone whose holiday spirit comes with a little chaos.
Why you'll love it
- Raccoon in a Santa hat with hot cocoa and snowflakes
- Funny Christmas slogan that needs no explanation
- Soft colors like Light Pink, Sand, White and Gold
- Classic crewneck, cozy all season
- Sizes S–5XL, not every size in every color
A gift for the lovable menace
Everyone knows one: the friend who eats the last cookie and blames the dog. This sweatshirt is an easy Secret Santa, stocking or white elephant gift that gets a laugh every time.
How to style it
Wear it with jeans and snow boots, or over a collared shirt for holiday dinners. The same design comes as a Sorry Santa raccoon t-shirt and a Sorry Santa raccoon hoodie.
Matching the little ones? The same raccoon comes as a youth sweatshirt, kids t-shirt, toddler t-shirt and baby bodysuit.
Size & fit
Classic unisex fit, generous by design. Flat measurements of the garment, tolerance ±1.5 in (3.8 cm). Sleeve is measured from the centre back.
| Size | Width | Length | Sleeve |
|---|---|---|---|
| S | 20.050.8 | 27.068.6 | 33.585.1 |
| M | 22.055.9 | 28.071.1 | 34.587.6 |
| L | 24.061.0 | 29.073.7 | 35.590.2 |
| XL | 26.066.0 | 30.076.2 | 36.592.7 |
| 2XL | 28.071.1 | 31.078.7 | 37.595.3 |
| 3XL | 30.076.2 | 32.081.3 | 38.597.8 |
| 4XL | 32.081.3 | 33.083.8 | 39.5100.3 |
| 5XL | 34.086.4 | 34.086.4 | 40.5102.9 |
Want it close rather than slouchy? Take a size down. Sizes can be exchanged within 30 days, but the return postage is on you, so measure a sweatshirt you already own and compare.
Fabric & care
8 oz (271 g/m²) blend of 50% cotton and 50% polyester, double-needle stitched at the shoulders, armholes, neck, waistband and cuffs. No side seams. Heather Sport colours are 60% polyester / 40% cotton.
The print is pushed into the fabric, so it stays soft and does not crack along the folds. White can read slightly off-white.
Care: machine wash cold (max 30 °C / 90 °F), inside out, no fabric softener. Tumble dry low. Do not iron or dry clean.
US Cotton Trust Protocol cotton, OEKO-TEX® STANDARD 100 certified dyes. Made in Nicaragua.
Shipping & returns
Printed to order in 1 to 5 business days, then shipped from the US by our production partners. US delivery takes 2 to 7 business days after dispatch. The date shown is our estimate for US orders.
Faulty, damaged or misprinted? Send us a photo within 30 days of delivery and we will replace or refund it. No need to send it back.
Wrong size or changed your mind? Return it unworn within 30 days of delivery for a refund or an exchange at no extra charge. Email us first and we'll send you the return instructions. Return postage is paid by you; see our refund policy for the details. Holiday orders placed 1 November to 31 December can be returned until 31 January.
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