Sorry Santa I've Been Feral Raccoon T-Shirt
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Description
This Sorry Santa I've Been Feral t-shirt stars a raccoon in a Santa hat, clutching a mug of hot cocoa like it might get taken away. Snowflakes drift around him, and the words above and below make his position on the naughty list very clear.
Layer it under a flannel for Christmas markets, or wear it on its own for a warm holiday somewhere sunny. It is perfect for anyone who has been more feral than nice this year.
Why you'll love it
- Raccoon in a Santa hat with hot cocoa and snowflakes
- Funny Christmas slogan that needs no explanation
- Light colors like Natural, White, Sand and Light Pink
- Unisex fit that works for everyone
- Sizes S–5XL, not every size in every color
A gift for the lovable menace
This tee is an easy Secret Santa or stocking stuffer for the friend, sibling or coworker who brings the chaos to every party. Raccoon fans will wear it long after December.
How to style it
Pair it with jeans and a cardigan, or tuck it into a skirt for a festive casual look. Want something warmer? The same design comes as a Sorry Santa raccoon sweatshirt and a Sorry Santa raccoon hoodie.
Matching the little ones? The same raccoon comes as a youth sweatshirt, kids t-shirt, toddler t-shirt and baby bodysuit.
Size & fit
Classic unisex fit with a straight, roomy cut. Flat measurements of the garment, tolerance ±1.5 in (3.8 cm).
| Size | Width | Length | Sleeve |
|---|---|---|---|
| S | 18.045.7 | 28.071.1 | 15.138.4 |
| M | 20.050.8 | 29.073.7 | 16.541.9 |
| L | 22.055.9 | 30.076.2 | 18.045.7 |
| XL | 24.061.0 | 31.078.7 | 19.549.5 |
| 2XL | 26.066.0 | 32.081.3 | 21.053.3 |
| 3XL | 28.071.1 | 33.083.8 | 22.456.9 |
| 4XL | 30.076.2 | 34.086.4 | 23.760.2 |
| 5XL | 32.081.3 | 35.088.9 | 25.063.5 |
Between sizes? Size down for a closer fit. Sizes can be exchanged within 30 days, but the return postage is on you, so measure a shirt you already own and compare.
Fabric & care
5.3 oz (180 g/m²) 100% US cotton, knitted without side seams, with taped shoulders and a tear-away label. Heather colours are 50% cotton / 50% polyester. Sport Grey is 90% cotton / 10% polyester.
The print is pushed into the cotton, so it stays soft and does not crack. White can read slightly off-white.
Care: machine wash cold (max 30 °C / 90 °F), inside out. Tumble dry low. Do not iron or dry clean.
US Cotton Trust Protocol cotton, OEKO-TEX® STANDARD 100 certified. Made in Nicaragua.
Shipping & returns
Printed to order in 1 to 5 business days, then shipped from the US by our production partners. US delivery takes 2 to 7 business days after dispatch. The date shown is our estimate for US orders.
Faulty, damaged or misprinted? Send us a photo within 30 days of delivery and we will replace or refund it. No need to send it back.
Wrong size or changed your mind? Return it unworn within 30 days of delivery for a refund or an exchange at no extra charge. Email us first and we'll send you the return instructions. Return postage is paid by you; see our refund policy for the details. Holiday orders placed 1 November to 31 December can be returned until 31 January.
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