Kill Them With Kindness Just Try Poison Hoodie
Kill Them With Kindness Just Try Poison Hoodie
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A 1950s pin-up in a polka-dot headband, pearls and red suspenders, sweetly whisking a bowl of something, with the fine print underneath. This Kill Them With Kindness Just Try Poison hoodie is for the woman who smiles first and plots later.
Pull it on for the early errands, the bake sale drop-off, or the family dinner where somebody always has an opinion. The roomy hood and front pocket make it the one that gets grabbed first.
Why you'll love it
- Retro pin-up illustration in cream, red and peach on a dark base
- Vintage lettering with a script punchline that reads from across the room
- Roomy hood, kangaroo pocket and a soft, cozy fit
- Fourteen colors, from Black and Maroon to Royal and Garnet
- Sizes S–5XL, not every size in every color
A gift for the sweet one with a dark side
For the friend who bakes for everyone and forgives no one, the sister with the sharpest tongue, or the mom who runs the house with a smile. Pair it with a rolling pin and let her draw her own conclusions.
How to style it
Wear it with leggings and sneakers, or over a black midi skirt for the full retro look. Black and Maroon keep the cream illustration glowing.
Fabric & fit
Fabric & fit
Medium-heavy, 8.0 oz/yd² (271 g/m²)
A 50% cotton / 50% polyester blend that holds warmth without feeling heavy. The polyester fibres are resilient and resist stretching and shrinking, so the hoodie keeps its shape through repeated washes. Heather Sport colours are 60% polyester / 40% cotton.
Classic unisex fit
A relaxed, everyday cut. Ribbed cuffs and hem hold the shape at the wrists and waist, and the body is knitted in one piece, so there are no side seams to twist or rub.
The details
A double-lined hood with a colour-matched woven drawcord, and a kangaroo pouch pocket across the front. The tear-away label leaves nothing to scratch the neck.
Made in Bangladesh. For adults.
Size guide
Size guide
Available S–5XL. These are flat measurements of the garment itself, with a tolerance of ±1.5 in (3.8 cm). Sleeve length is measured from the centre back.
- S — width 20.1 in / 51.0 cm · length 27.2 in / 69.0 cm · sleeve 33.5 in / 85.1 cm
- M — width 22.1 in / 56.0 cm · length 28.0 in / 71.0 cm · sleeve 34.5 in / 87.6 cm
- L — width 24.0 in / 61.0 cm · length 29.1 in / 74.0 cm · sleeve 35.5 in / 90.2 cm
- XL — width 26.0 in / 66.0 cm · length 29.9 in / 76.0 cm · sleeve 36.5 in / 92.7 cm
- 2XL — width 28.0 in / 71.1 cm · length 31.1 in / 79.0 cm · sleeve 37.5 in / 95.3 cm
- 3XL — width 29.9 in / 76.0 cm · length 31.9 in / 81.0 cm · sleeve 38.5 in / 97.8 cm
- 4XL — width 31.9 in / 81.0 cm · length 33.1 in / 84.0 cm · sleeve 39.5 in / 100.3 cm
- 5XL — width 33.9 in / 86.0 cm · length 33.9 in / 86.0 cm · sleeve 40.5 in / 102.9 cm
The fit is generous by design. If you want it close rather than slouchy, take a size down. And if it turns out wrong on arrival, you have 30 days to send it back.
Print & embroidery
Print & embroidery
The ink is pushed into the fabric rather than laid on top as a plastic film, so the design stays soft and does not crack along the fold lines — which matters more on a hoodie than anything else, given how much it gets bunched and folded.
Fine detail on sleeves, wrists and inner neck labels is applied with a separate method that holds small line work better at that scale.
Embroidery is available on the left chest, centre chest, large centre chest, and on the right and left wrists.
Small variation in placement between garments is normal for printed apparel. Please note that the White colourway can read slightly off-white rather than bright white.
Care instructions
Care instructions
- Machine wash cold, max 30 °C / 90 °F
- Tumble dry on medium heat
- Non-chlorine bleach only, as needed
- Iron on low heat, steam or dry — avoid the printed area
- Do not dry clean
Wash inside out to protect the print, and skip the fabric softener — it coats the fibres and dulls the surface over time.
Materials & certification
Materials & certification
Made with ethically grown US cotton, under the US Cotton Trust Protocol, which sets measurable standards for water use, soil health and emissions across supplying farms.
The dyes are certified to OEKO-TEX® STANDARD 100 (Certificate No. 168252, OETI – Institut für Ökologie) and carry a low environmental impact.
Meets formaldehyde, flammability, lead, cadmium and phthalate limits.
Shipping & returns
Shipping & returns
Dispatch. Orders leave us within one to two working days. The delivery window shown above is our best estimate; once the parcel is with the carrier, timing is outside our control.
Refunds within 30 days. If it is not right, send it back. Unworn, unwashed items can be returned for a refund within 30 days of delivery — no explanation needed, no restocking fee. Message us with your order number and we will send the return details; the refund goes back to your original payment method once the item reaches us.
Faulty or damaged? Send us a photo and we will replace it or refund you. You do not need to post it back first.
Ordering for a birthday or an event? Order earlier than you think you need to. There is no way to recover a week once a carrier has lost it.
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