Protected By A Smokin' Hot Veteran T-Shirt
S / Dark Chocolate
$29.99
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Protected By A Smokin' Hot Veteran T-Shirt
$29.99
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5.3 oz 100% cotton
No side seams
Soft-touch print
Free replacement if faulty
Description
Stacked warning-tape lettering in red and white: warning, this girl is protected by a smokin' hot veteran and I'm not afraid to use him, finished with a ribbon banner and two hazard triangles.
Loud, a little cheeky, and entirely the point.
Why you'll love this military spouse t-shirt
- Bold distressed lettering that reads clearly from across a parking lot
- True unisex cut with a classic straight fit
- Thirteen colorways, from black and navy to maroon, gold and forest green
- Sizes S–5XL, not every size in every color
- Made to order, one at a time
A gift for the veteran's wife or girlfriend
Homecomings, anniversaries, Veterans Day, and the milspouse who has earned the right to brag a little.
Works as a birthday gift from him, or as a present she buys herself.
Wear it with
Jeans and boots for the base run, or knotted at the waist over shorts in summer.
Black and navy make the red lettering carry furthest.
Size & fit
Classic unisex fit with a straight, roomy cut. Flat measurements of the garment, tolerance ±1.5 in (3.8 cm).
| Size | Width | Length | Sleeve |
|---|---|---|---|
| S | 18.045.7 | 28.071.1 | 15.138.4 |
| M | 20.050.8 | 29.073.7 | 16.541.9 |
| L | 22.055.9 | 30.076.2 | 18.045.7 |
| XL | 24.061.0 | 31.078.7 | 19.549.5 |
| 2XL | 26.066.0 | 32.081.3 | 21.053.3 |
| 3XL | 28.071.1 | 33.083.8 | 22.456.9 |
| 4XL | 30.076.2 | 34.086.4 | 23.760.2 |
| 5XL | 32.081.3 | 35.088.9 | 25.063.5 |
Between sizes? Size down for a closer fit. Sizes can be exchanged within 30 days, but the return postage is on you, so measure a shirt you already own and compare.
Fabric & care
5.3 oz (180 g/m²) 100% US cotton, knitted without side seams, with taped shoulders and a tear-away label. Heather colours are 50% cotton / 50% polyester. Sport Grey is 90% cotton / 10% polyester.
The print is pushed into the cotton, so it stays soft and does not crack. White can read slightly off-white.
Care: machine wash cold (max 30 °C / 90 °F), inside out. Tumble dry low. Do not iron or dry clean.
US Cotton Trust Protocol cotton, OEKO-TEX® STANDARD 100 certified. Made in Nicaragua.
Shipping & returns
Printed to order in 1 to 5 business days, then shipped from the US by our production partners. US delivery takes 2 to 7 business days after dispatch. The date shown is our estimate for US orders.
Faulty, damaged or misprinted? Send us a photo within 30 days of delivery and we will replace or refund it. No need to send it back.
Wrong size or changed your mind? Return it unworn within 30 days of delivery for a refund or an exchange at no extra charge. Email us first and we'll send you the return instructions. Return postage is paid by you; see our refund policy for the details. Holiday orders placed 1 November to 31 December can be returned until 31 January.
Buy any 2 items and save 15% at checkout. Outside the US, import duties and VAT may be charged on delivery.