Protected By A Smokin' Hot Veteran Hoodie
S / Dark Heather
$56.99
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Protected By A Smokin' Hot Veteran Hoodie
$56.99
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8 oz cotton-poly blend
Double-lined drawcord hood
Kangaroo pouch pocket
Free replacement if faulty
Description
Stacked warning-tape lettering in red and white: warning, this girl is protected by a smokin' hot veteran and I'm not afraid to use him, finished with a ribbon banner and two hazard triangles.
Loud, a little cheeky, and entirely the point.
Why you'll love this military spouse hoodie
- Bold distressed lettering that reads clearly from across a parking lot
- Roomy unisex hood and front pouch pocket
- Thirteen colorways, from black and navy to maroon, gold and forest green
- Sizes S–5XL, not every size in every color
- Made to order, one at a time
A gift for the veteran's wife or girlfriend
Homecomings, anniversaries, Veterans Day, and the milspouse who has earned the right to brag a little.
Works as a birthday gift from him, or as a present she buys herself.
Wear it with
Jeans and boots for the base run, or over everything on the drive to the airport.
Black and navy make the red lettering carry furthest.
Size & fit
Classic unisex fit, generous by design. Flat measurements of the garment, tolerance ±1.5 in (3.8 cm). Sleeve is measured from the centre back.
| Size | Width | Length | Sleeve |
|---|---|---|---|
| S | 20.151.0 | 27.269.0 | 33.585.1 |
| M | 22.156.0 | 28.071.0 | 34.587.6 |
| L | 24.061.0 | 29.174.0 | 35.590.2 |
| XL | 26.066.0 | 29.976.0 | 36.592.7 |
| 2XL | 28.071.1 | 31.179.0 | 37.595.3 |
| 3XL | 29.976.0 | 31.981.0 | 38.597.8 |
| 4XL | 31.981.0 | 33.184.0 | 39.5100.3 |
| 5XL | 33.986.0 | 33.986.0 | 40.5102.9 |
Want it close rather than slouchy? Take a size down. Sizes can be exchanged within 30 days, but the return postage is on you, so measure a hoodie you already own and compare.
Fabric & care
8 oz (271 g/m²) blend of 50% cotton and 50% polyester, with a double-lined hood, colour-matched drawcord and kangaroo pocket. No side seams. Heather Sport colours are 60% polyester / 40% cotton.
The print is pushed into the fabric, so it stays soft and does not crack along the folds. White can read slightly off-white.
Care: machine wash cold (max 30 °C / 90 °F), inside out, no fabric softener. Tumble dry medium. Iron on low, avoiding the print. Do not dry clean.
US Cotton Trust Protocol cotton, OEKO-TEX® STANDARD 100 certified dyes. Made in Bangladesh.
Shipping & returns
Printed to order in 1 to 5 business days, then shipped from the US by our production partners. US delivery takes 2 to 7 business days after dispatch. The date shown is our estimate for US orders.
Faulty, damaged or misprinted? Send us a photo within 30 days of delivery and we will replace or refund it. No need to send it back.
Wrong size or changed your mind? Return it unworn within 30 days of delivery for a refund or an exchange at no extra charge. Email us first and we'll send you the return instructions. Return postage is paid by you; see our refund policy for the details. Holiday orders placed 1 November to 31 December can be returned until 31 January.
Buy any 2 items and save 15% at checkout. Outside the US, import duties and VAT may be charged on delivery.