Dark Chocolate Protected By A Smokin' Hot Veteran warning sweatshirt, front view

Protected By A Smokin' Hot Veteran Sweatshirt

S / Dark Chocolate
$47.99
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Dark Chocolate Protected By A Smokin' Hot Veteran warning sweatshirt, front view

Protected By A Smokin' Hot Veteran Sweatshirt

$47.99
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ColorDark Chocolate

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8 oz cotton-poly blend
No side seams
Soft-touch print
Free replacement if faulty
Description

Stacked warning-tape lettering in red and white: warning, this girl is protected by a smokin' hot veteran and I'm not afraid to use him, finished with a ribbon banner and two hazard triangles.

Loud, a little cheeky, and entirely the point.

Why you'll love this military spouse sweatshirt

  • Bold distressed lettering that reads clearly from across a parking lot
  • Roomy unisex crewneck that layers over a tee or a collared shirt
  • Thirteen colorways, from black and navy to maroon, gold and forest green
  • Sizes S–5XL, not every size in every color
  • Made to order, one at a time

A gift for the veteran's wife or girlfriend

Homecomings, anniversaries, Veterans Day, and the milspouse who has earned the right to brag a little.

Works as a birthday gift from him, or as a present she buys herself.

Wear it with

Jeans and boots for the base run, or leggings for the drive to the airport.

Black and navy make the red lettering carry furthest.

Size & fit

Classic unisex fit, generous by design. Flat measurements of the garment, tolerance ±1.5 in (3.8 cm). Sleeve is measured from the centre back.

SizeWidthLengthSleeve
S 20.050.8 27.068.633.585.1
M 22.055.9 28.071.134.587.6
L 24.061.0 29.073.735.590.2
XL 26.066.0 30.076.236.592.7
2XL 28.071.1 31.078.737.595.3
3XL 30.076.2 32.081.338.597.8
4XL 32.081.3 33.083.839.5100.3
5XL 34.086.4 34.086.440.5102.9

Want it close rather than slouchy? Take a size down. Sizes can be exchanged within 30 days, but the return postage is on you, so measure a sweatshirt you already own and compare.

Fabric & care

8 oz (271 g/m²) blend of 50% cotton and 50% polyester, double-needle stitched at the shoulders, armholes, neck, waistband and cuffs. No side seams. Heather Sport colours are 60% polyester / 40% cotton.

The print is pushed into the fabric, so it stays soft and does not crack along the folds. White can read slightly off-white.

Care: machine wash cold (max 30 °C / 90 °F), inside out, no fabric softener. Tumble dry low. Do not iron or dry clean.

US Cotton Trust Protocol cotton, OEKO-TEX® STANDARD 100 certified dyes. Made in Nicaragua.

Shipping & returns

Printed to order in 1 to 5 business days, then shipped from the US by our production partners. US delivery takes 2 to 7 business days after dispatch. The date shown is our estimate for US orders.

Faulty, damaged or misprinted? Send us a photo within 30 days of delivery and we will replace or refund it. No need to send it back.

Wrong size or changed your mind? Return it unworn within 30 days of delivery for a refund or an exchange at no extra charge. Email us first and we'll send you the return instructions. Return postage is paid by you; see our refund policy for the details. Holiday orders placed 1 November to 31 December can be returned until 31 January.

Buy any 2 items and save 15% at checkout. Outside the US, import duties and VAT may be charged on delivery.

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