Sorry Santa I've Been Feral Raccoon Hoodie
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Description
This Sorry Santa I've Been Feral hoodie stars a raccoon in a Santa hat, clutching a mug of hot cocoa like it might get taken away. Snowflakes drift around him, and the words above and below make his position on the naughty list very clear.
Pull the hood up for tree lighting nights, sledding and long evenings of holiday movies. It keeps you warm while the raccoon handles the explaining.
Why you'll love it
- Raccoon in a Santa hat with hot cocoa and snowflakes
- Funny Christmas slogan that needs no explanation
- Soft colors like Sand, White, Light Pink and Gold
- Pullover hoodie with a front pocket for stolen cookies
- Sizes S–5XL, not every size in every color
A gift for the lovable menace
Every family has one feral member at Christmas. This hoodie is an easy gift for them, whether it goes under the tree or into a white elephant exchange.
How to style it
Wear it with joggers on lazy holiday mornings or under a winter coat on the way to the Christmas market. The same design comes as a Sorry Santa raccoon t-shirt and a Sorry Santa raccoon crewneck sweatshirt.
Matching the little ones? The same raccoon comes as a youth sweatshirt, kids t-shirt, toddler t-shirt and baby bodysuit.
Size & fit
Classic unisex fit, generous by design. Flat measurements of the garment, tolerance ±1.5 in (3.8 cm). Sleeve is measured from the centre back.
| Size | Width | Length | Sleeve |
|---|---|---|---|
| S | 20.151.0 | 27.269.0 | 33.585.1 |
| M | 22.156.0 | 28.071.0 | 34.587.6 |
| L | 24.061.0 | 29.174.0 | 35.590.2 |
| XL | 26.066.0 | 29.976.0 | 36.592.7 |
| 2XL | 28.071.1 | 31.179.0 | 37.595.3 |
| 3XL | 29.976.0 | 31.981.0 | 38.597.8 |
| 4XL | 31.981.0 | 33.184.0 | 39.5100.3 |
| 5XL | 33.986.0 | 33.986.0 | 40.5102.9 |
Want it close rather than slouchy? Take a size down. Sizes can be exchanged within 30 days, but the return postage is on you, so measure a hoodie you already own and compare.
Fabric & care
8 oz (271 g/m²) blend of 50% cotton and 50% polyester, with a double-lined hood, colour-matched drawcord and kangaroo pocket. No side seams. Heather Sport colours are 60% polyester / 40% cotton.
The print is pushed into the fabric, so it stays soft and does not crack along the folds. White can read slightly off-white.
Care: machine wash cold (max 30 °C / 90 °F), inside out, no fabric softener. Tumble dry medium. Iron on low, avoiding the print. Do not dry clean.
US Cotton Trust Protocol cotton, OEKO-TEX® STANDARD 100 certified dyes. Made in Bangladesh.
Shipping & returns
Printed to order in 1 to 5 business days, then shipped from the US by our production partners. US delivery takes 2 to 7 business days after dispatch. The date shown is our estimate for US orders.
Faulty, damaged or misprinted? Send us a photo within 30 days of delivery and we will replace or refund it. No need to send it back.
Wrong size or changed your mind? Return it unworn within 30 days of delivery for a refund or an exchange at no extra charge. Email us first and we'll send you the return instructions. Return postage is paid by you; see our refund policy for the details. Holiday orders placed 1 November to 31 December can be returned until 31 January.
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